Cronus burst out laughing. "Ah--haha, yeah, I'm sure you get tons of action, kid."

Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all. The girl was funny, and pretty cute, in a non-sexual way. This may be the first--and only--time Cronus was endeared to someone that he didn't want to bang.

He turned to Ai. "Say, forgivwe me for changin' the subject, but wvould you like to hear a song I wvrote?"